Local Holt Resident, Mike Stenson, formerly of Stensons off licence, smallest offie ever, publishes second book of humorous verse!


--An extract with the kind permission of the author from 


The wife say's I'm a 'chap of distinction'

Like a cheese I have matured with age.

But I'm not so sure,

'Cos when a cheese is mature

It pongs, and some have blue veins!

A few that I've seen have skins, black or green,

And some like an old string vest.

Others covered in plastic, Sweat something drastic,

With grey hairs that suggest, past it's best!



You can buy through Amazon, of course you can!

Editor Holtlocal July 2014


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